Yo’ cat must be tired of your shit, meng.


Monday, April 07, 2014 @ 11:41 pm | REBLOG

One day when I was going home with my boyfriend, we went to the gate and there was a lady standing next to the code box. She asked us what was the number to put in to go in the gate, and the first thing he says is “It’s hashtag… I MEAN POUND, pound…” 

I’m not sure If I should be disappointed in him. 


1 COMMENTS | Sunday, January 26, 2014 @ 9:40 pm | REBLOG

So today, my mom comes in into my room and asks me, “Hey, can I borrow a condom.” I gave her a weird look, I told myself, “the fuck.” I swear it wasn’t awkward at all, which kind of freaked me out a bit. Not sure what to feel about this.


2 COMMENTS | Sunday, January 26, 2014 @ 9:28 pm | REBLOG

merrymacaron:

caffeinatedcrafting:

Who says you need to order carry out for fried rice?

Ingredients:

  • 1/2 Cup brown whole grain rice
  • Onion, Diced
  • Carrots, Diced
  • 1 Egg
  • Olive Oil
  • Soy Sauce
  • Vinegar

Instructions:

  • Steam Rice for 45 min, add a little bit of vinegar with the water to make sticky
  • Dice veggies, throw  into pan with oil
  • Throw on rice and cake down
  • Cook for 4-5 min on medium-high heat
  • Flip/Mix Rice
  • Cook for another 4-5 min
  • Move the rice over for the scrambled egg, dice and mix as the egg cooks
  • Throw on soy sauce, let simmer for ~30-45 seconds
  • Eat :3

LET ME TELL YOU A THING IM THE BEST AT FRIED RICE! IM THE MOTHERFUCKING KING OF FRIED RICE!

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bidyke:

kimi-ni-sachi-are:

[Watch the entire video of tomska's Sex Talk here]

Male resistance to rape culture: UR DOIN IT RIGHT

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173226 COMMENTS | Tuesday, January 07, 2014 @ 11:08 pm | REBLOG

beautifulpurpleflame:

This is such an important moment and it shouldn’t be glanced over.  This is the first time someone in the entire series has said that Raven is beautiful.  Look at her reaction to those words in the fourth panel.  For a moment she looks absolutely vulnerable.  In her experience people have always fawned over and adored Starfire for her beauty.  But for once someone acknowledges her and says that she’s beautiful.  As much as Raven says physical beauty doesn’t matter this shows that a part of her does believe it’s important.

This is why Malchior was able to manipulate her so easily.  He knew exactly what she wanted to hear.  She wanted to feel like someone understood her, that she wasn’t creepy, and that she was beautiful.  And when he made her feel special she gave him everything he asked for without question.  And in the end she paid dearly.

This episode should be seen by all teenage girls.  This is the stuff boys will tell you in order to get what they want.  And if someone as smart as Raven can get taken advantage of then obviously you’re just as at risk.  Have confidence in yourself no matter how you look or what you like and when a guy tries to trick you with cheap words you’ll know better.

But don’t forget, not all boys are like Malchior.  Some of them are like Beast Boy; the guy who no matter what you do and how bad you screw up he’ll still be there and tell you that you matter.  He won’t ask for anything more than some of your time, some of your attention.  He just wants to see you smile without any other ulterior motives.  And he’ll let you know that even when you feel completely alone in the world you’re not.  You’re only as alone as you choose to be.

(Source: teen-titanz, via diyaizumi)


50427 COMMENTS | Tuesday, January 07, 2014 @ 11:08 pm | REBLOG

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154282 COMMENTS | Tuesday, January 07, 2014 @ 10:18 pm | REBLOG

honk-honk-its-gamzee:

moistchunkyslurp:

annabellebanna:

omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category

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you got poland lookin nice

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Namibia workin it

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Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect

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Haiti fuckin rockin it

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Great Britain got damn

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Switzerland hell yeah

and then

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….Miss USA.

we had to be a fucking transformer

is this real life

reblogging this again just to add
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canada HAD TO BE a fuckign mountie are you kidding me

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bikinipowerbottom:

"you’ve been in your room on that computer all day, come down stairs and spen-"

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brandedkitty:

Soft Plush Bear Cape Pullover

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